CLEVELAND, Ohio -- President-elect Donald Trump’s first few cabinet picks, Susie Wiles as Chief of Staff, Marco Rubio as Secretary of State and Rep. Elise Stefanik as U.N Ambassador, were normal. Then turned nuts, which is normal for Trump and normal as reelecting a felon president. Matt Gaetz was picked to be U.S. Attorney General. Anti-Vaxer, Conspiracy Quack Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was picked to be Health and Human Services Secretary with a dead brain worm still under his tin foil hat. Tulsi Gabbard, former U.S. Rep turned Putin and Assad propagandist was picked to be Director of National Intelligence.

MATT GAETZ -AG

Despised by both Republicans and Democrats in the House and Senate, Gaetz is the least likely in Trump’s rouges gallery of nominees to be confirmed. It’s been speculated that his nomination may have just been ruse to stop a damning House Ethics Committee report on him being released.

Upon being nominated, Gaetz swiftly resigned from the House. Normally, the House does not release ethics reports on former members, but it has happened at least twice. Also, Gaetz just resigned from the current sitting Congress. He was reelected to the incoming Congress and can be sworn into that in 2025.

Gaetz had been investigated by the Department of Justice he’s now been nominated to lead for sex trafficking. He’s been accused of having sex with an underaged girl. Gaetz has denied the accusation, yet more than one Republican House member said it was customary for Gaetz to scroll thru his phone on the House floor showing them nude photos of his claimed sexual conquests.

The U.S. Attorney General nominee is an actual attorney, but has practiced little privately, has never been a prosecutor and has no known trial experience.

RFK JR.-HHS

Robert F Kennedy Jr. an anti-vaxer and conspiracy quack has been nominated to be Health and Human Services Secretary. Under RFK’s tin foil hat rests an actual dead worm in his brain.

RFK Jr. who once was known for his good environmental law work, would have been better suited to be Interior Secretary despite making news recently for driving around with a dead a shark head and dumping a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park.

Former Governor Doug Burgum has been picked to be Interior Secretary. Also a former Republican Presidential candidate, Burgum is among Trump’s ‘normal’ nominees.

TULSI GABBARD- NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE

Nothing intelligent about picking Tulsi Gabbard to be National Intelligence Director. Gabbard is a former U.S. Rep from Hawaii and Army National Guard vet who turned Putin/Assad pawn and propagandist.

She certainly would be confirmed by Russia’s Putin and Syria’s Assad, but will she confirmed by the U.S. Senate?

PETE HEGSETH - SEC OF DEFENSE

Fox & Friends Weekend co-host Pete Hegseth has been picked to be Secretary of Defense. He is a former mid-rank National Guardsman awarded 2 Bronze Stars for his service in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Hegseth has already gone on the record opposing women serving in combat. Also on the record on his arm and chest skin favoring large religious right tattoos.

GOV. KRISTI NOEM- HOMELAND SECURITY

Governor Kristi Noem shooting her unruly dog to death may have killed her chances of being Trump’s running mate, but qualified her to become Homeland Security Director?

MIKE HUCKABEE- AMBASSADOR TO ISRAEL

Former Governor and Presidential candidate Huckabee has said he believes there is no such thing as a ‘Palestinian’ or ‘Palestine’ so it’s likely he also doesn’t believe there is a ‘Gaza Genocide.’ What were and are Arab-Americans who voted for Trump or didn’t vote thinking now?

LOYALTY AND INFIDELITY CRITERIA

It’s believed unquestioned loyalty to him was Trump’s top criteria for his picks. But did a record of infidelity also help endear some candidates to him. RFK Jr. has been called a sex addict. His notorious infidelities have even said to have driven his late first wife to suicide. This year, alleged sexting between Kennedy and a New York Magazine reporter covering him led to her eventual dismissal.

Hegseth has 7 children by multiple wives and after being nominated was accused of sexual assault which he denies.

Republican House members say Gaetz used to show them nude photos of his sex partners, did he show them to Trump too?

NIXON NEXT?

Who’s the next pick for Trump? The ghost of Richard Nixon for Deputy Secretary of State or Deputy Chief of Staff or just Deputy President?