Late Night Roasts New York Mayor Eric Adams Over His Indictment
Late Night Roasts New York Mayor Eric Adams Over His Indictment
    Posted on 09/27/2024
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted on five federal charges of bribery, fraud and soliciting illegal foreign campaign donations.

“Yeah, it’s always fun when the city mimics the exact plot of a Batman movie,” Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday.

“Yep, Adams is the first sitting mayor of New York City to be indicted. It’s shocking. When Rudy Giuliani heard that, he was, like, ‘That can’t be right.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Well, it turns out Eric Adams was right — crime is way up in New York City.” — SETH MEYERS

“Imagine having to call Rudy to ask, ‘You never got indicted as mayor — what’s your secret?’” — SETH MEYERS

“I’ll bet he’s really regretting holding that press conference with a trash can full of shredded evidence.” — SETH MEYERS

“Can someone check if there’s bottle service at Rikers?” — DESI LYDIC

The Punchiest Punchlines (More Eric Adams Edition)

“New York Mayor Eric Adams was indicted yesterday on federal criminal charges, and that distant laughter you hear is coming from every rat in New York City: ‘[imitating rat] You thought you was gonna take us out? Now what, wise guy?’” — SETH MEYERS

“Now, to be fair, Adams is, of course, innocent until proven guilty — although it would be a lot easier to believe he wasn’t doing crimes if he didn’t dress like a gangster from ‘Guys & Dolls.’” — DESI LYDIC

“It’s a sad day in New York City when foreign nations are bribing the mayor to rush permits. That is the mob’s job, OK? Those should be American bribes!” — DESI LYDIC

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